Monday, September 25, 2006

the first rule of sock wars

posted by Agent S

stardate, 092506.0943.

the sock wars have begun. The universe is in turmoil. And there are mere days to set it right. Although I swore that my days as an assassin were over after the assignment gone wrong, oh, so many years ago, when one is called to action, resistance is futile. This is a worlds-wide war, and there are many able-bodied assassins, willing to do what it takes to accomplish their goals. I, on the other hand, have other…obligations, which have precluded me from zeroing in on my target. Time is of the essence, and failure is unacceptable. The fate of the universe rests squarely on my shoulders, and for that, I must knit. And knit. And knit.


NeuroKnitter said...

Agent S...Perhaps you need a stealth knitter to take over while you meet your other obligations... at the very least I can write you a "Dr's" note to relieve you of some of your duties. You can do it S!!! Make DH drive, you knit--Bring a light for night driving! Knit on, dear S!!!

Wool Girl said...

I so look forward to seeing these complete tomorrow! wg

Anonymous said...

Hahaha.. Well, Agent S, you have done your duties well. Will you live to take up just one more assignment?